FUNNY FAMILY QUOTES SHORT

“Family: where life begins and love never ends.”

“In our family, crazy doesn’t skip a generation.”

“Family: the ones who drive you crazy but also keep you sane.”

“Having children is like living in a frat house: nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano

“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.” – Ogden Nash

“The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness.” – Nancy Mitford

“Family is like fudge: mostly sweet, with a few nuts.”

“The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” – George Santayana

“Family: where life begins and love never ends, but where laundry never seems to disappear either.”

“The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” – George Santayana

“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” – Martin Mull

“You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.” – Desmond Tutu

“My family is temperamental – half temper, half mental.”

“Family is like a box of chocolates: mostly sweet, with a few nuts.”

“Family: the people who will love you no matter how weird you are, and no matter what you’ve done.”

“My family is just one tent away from a full-blown circus.” QUOTES ABOUT GIVING UP ON SOMEONE YOU LOVE

“All families are psychotic. Everybody has basically the same family – it’s just reconfigured slightly different from one to the next.” – Douglas Coupland

“Family: the ones who drive you crazy but also keep you sane.”

“In our family, we do stress, sarcasm, and humor. No hugs and kisses.”

“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.” – Ogden Nash

“Family: like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.”

“Family: we may not have it all together, but together we have it all.”

“The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton

“The best thing about having a sister is that you always have a built-in best friend.”

“Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” – Michael J. Fox

“I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane around my family.”

“Family: where life begins and love never ends, but where laundry never seems to disappear either.”

“Family: people who tolerate you on a daily basis because they love you unconditionally.”

“Family: the circus we run away from, only to realize it’s our favorite show.”

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns