FUNNY COFFEE CUP QUOTES

“Coffee, because adulting is hard!”

“Coffee: because mornings are for the brave.”

“I’m sorry, what language are you speaking before my coffee?”

“Coffee: a hug in a mug.”

“I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.”

“Drinking coffee is like a daily dose of sunshine for the soul.”

“Decaf coffee: nope, it’s just brown water.”

“Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never blinked at all’ level of productivity.”

“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”

“Without coffee, I’m basically a toddler… but with caffeine.”

“Coffee: because adulting without it is too scary.”

“Life happens, coffee helps.”

“Coffee: the only way to survive the chaos.”

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“Coffee: the fuel that powers the world.”

“Coffee: my daily life saver.”

“No coffee, no worky.”

“Coffee: the best part of waking up, unless it’s the weekend.”

“Coffee: my survival juice.”

“I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, there’s no stopping me.”

“Coffee: a delicious hug in a mug.”

“Coffee: the reason I get out of bed… eventually.”

“Coffee: just another reason to be thankful every day.”

“Coffee: the answer to any question before noon.”

“Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”

“I only need coffee on days that end with ‘y’.”

“Coffee: the official beverage of procrastination.”