“Coffee, because adulting is hard!”
“Coffee: because mornings are for the brave.”
“I’m sorry, what language are you speaking before my coffee?”
“Coffee: a hug in a mug.”
“I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.”
“Drinking coffee is like a daily dose of sunshine for the soul.”
“Decaf coffee: nope, it’s just brown water.”
“Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never blinked at all’ level of productivity.”
“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
“Without coffee, I’m basically a toddler… but with caffeine.”
“Coffee: because adulting without it is too scary.”
“Life happens, coffee helps.”
“Coffee: the only way to survive the chaos.”
“Coffee is a magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning!'” SAD LOVE QUOTES GOODREADS
“Coffee: the fuel that powers the world.”
“Coffee: my daily life saver.”
“No coffee, no worky.”
“Coffee: the best part of waking up, unless it’s the weekend.”
“Coffee: my survival juice.”
“I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, there’s no stopping me.”
“Coffee: a delicious hug in a mug.”
“Coffee: the reason I get out of bed… eventually.”
“Coffee: just another reason to be thankful every day.”
“Coffee: the answer to any question before noon.”
“Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
“I only need coffee on days that end with ‘y’.”
“Coffee: the official beverage of procrastination.”