FUNNY CHOCOLATE QUOTES

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“Chocolate: the best kind of therapy in this world.”

“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.”

“Happiness is a piece of chocolate melting in your mouth.”

“I’m sorry for what I said when I didn’t have chocolate.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

“There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”

“Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.”

“Exercise is a dirty word… every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”

“I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.”

“I have enough chocolate… said no one ever.”

“I want someone who looks at me the way I look at chocolate.”

“Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is?”

“When in doubt, add more chocolate.”

“If chocolate becomes a vegetable, then all my problems are solved.” BEST QUOTE ABOUT MEAN PEOPLE

“I only want two things in this world: a steady supply of chocolate and a faster metabolism.”

“I’m not saying I need chocolate to survive, but… yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”

“Keep calm and eat chocolate.”

“Chocolate is like duct tape, it fixes everything.”

“Chocolate: because adulting is hard.”

“Dear chocolate, you make everything better. Sincerely, Me.”

“Out of chocolate… life is unbearable.”

“You can’t make everyone happy, but you can give them chocolate, and that’s pretty much the same thing.”

“Chocolate is the glue that holds my life together.”

“Chocolate is the reward for surviving another day.”

“I don’t need an intervention, I need more chocolate.”

“Chocolate doesn’t judge, chocolate understands.”

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