FUNNY 15TH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“An anniversary reminds us that we shouldn’t take ourselves too seriously; we’re just a couple of kids pretending to be adults.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” – Carroll Bryant

“Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“Marriage is all about give and take. You give headaches and your spouse takes them.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a game of chess. You start off with two kings and end up with one queen.” – Unknown

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is when a man and a woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – G. K. Chesterton

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henry Youngman

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – François de La Rochefoucauld BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT RICHES

“Success in marriage is not about finding the right person, but being the right person.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a long, melodramatic movie, and every anniversary is a new sequel.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a fine wine; if tended properly, it just gets better with age.” – Unknown

“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” – Dave Meurer

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night. First, it wakes you up, then it irritates you, and finally, you learn to live with it.” – Unknown

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.” – Unknown

“The most effective way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a fine wine; it gets better with age. Also, it makes you want to drink wine.” – Unknown

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.” – Unknown