“I’d like to quit thinking of the present as some minor, insignificant preamble to something else.” – Phoebe Buffay
“Look, this is not about you! Okay? This is about me not being able to work out and get some alone time!” – Ross Geller
“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Joey Tribbiani
“Unagi is a state of total awareness.” – Ross Geller
“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.” – Rachel Green
“It’s not just a hat, it’s a brimmed hat!” – Rachel Green
“I don’t do laundry until I have no clean clothes left. Then I go to Gap, buy new clothes, come home, wash them, and return them.” – Phoebe Buffay
“I’m not a furniture store. I don’t deliver.” – Chandler Bing
“You’re over me? When were you… under me?” – Phoebe Buffay
“I don’t think it’s that weird. I think it’s the normal amount of weird. You guys are just like 75% more evolved.” – Joey Tribbiani
“Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?” – Rachel Green
“You know, swimming naked in a fountain with turkeys.” – Chandler Bing
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
“I’m full and yet I know if I stop eating, I’ll regret it.” – Joey Tribbiani
“Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” – Rachel Green I WILL SUCCEED QUOTES
“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Ross Geller
“Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani
“Anything you say, man. Anything you say… Okay, I’ll be the wife.” – Chandler Bing
“Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” – Rachel Green
“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” – Joey Tribbiani
“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!” – Ross Geller
“Could I be wearing any more clothes?” – Joey Tribbiani
“Anything you say, man. Anything you say… Okay, I’ll be the wife.” – Chandler Bing
“If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace. No, maybe bigger; smaller, more valuable. Everyone would get a jellybean.” – Phoebe Buffay
“The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.” – Ross Geller
“How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?” – Joey Tribbiani
“If she wanted us to buy her a gift, why’d she register herself at the ‘I’ll Handle It Myself’ store?” – Chandler Bing
“You are my best friend… besides the guys.” – Monica Geller