FRIENDS FUNNY SHORT QUOTES

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.”

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but true friends stick to your face like an octopus.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone!”

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life. I have my friends for that.”

“You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.”

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”

“My friends tell me I have a fear of commitment… to my alarm clock.”

“I love my friends, but sometimes they have this obsession with needing air to breathe. Ugh, drama!”

“Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.”

“Behind every successful person is a friend saying, ‘Yup, that’s enough internet for today.'”

“If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.”

“We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.”

“Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.” SPECIAL MOTHERS DAY QUOTES IN MARATHI

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.”

“We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.”

“If you were looking for a sign to hang out with friends, here it is!”

“Friends don’t let friends take bad selfies.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my friends give me their honest opinions when I haven’t washed my hair for days.”

“You don’t need a superhero cape to save the day, just a loyal friend with snacks.”

“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there… except when your Wi-Fi is down.”

“If I were a ghost, I would haunt my friends and continually knock on their doors at 3 am.”

“Friends who eat together, stay together… or at least have food coma together.”

“You’re not really friends until you annoy each other on a regular basis.”

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you!”