“I don’t want to be the father who’s never around.” – Ross
“Christmas tip number one: Make someone cry.” – Monica
“I don’t believe in soulmates, but if I did, I think mine would be Christmas.” – Chandler
“Are you dating a turkey? ‘Cause you could have just told me!” – Phoebe
“Christmas is for people with parents” – Rachel
“If you want to receive presents, you have to give gifts in return.” – Joey
“Christmas is all about forgiveness, isn’t it?” – Monica
“Why do you have to break up with someone on Christmas? Couldn’t, couldn’t it have waited until, I don’t know, after Christmas?” – Chandler
“Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.” – Ross
“Hey, I like girls. I like Christmas, and I’m not afraid to admit it.” – Joey
“Fine! Judge all you want, but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!” – Phoebe
“Maybe the best Christmas present would be to not duck out on our son all the time!” – Ross QUOTES TO STAY POSITIVE AT WORK
“Christmas Kramer: He brings gifts to all good girls and boys. Then he steals them back and hits them with a piece of pipe!” – Chandler
“It’s not Christmas until somebody cries.” – Monica
“Christmas is for kids! Wait a minute, I am a kid!” – Joey
“Christmas memories are like Christmas snowflakes: they’re icy, they’re cold, and they don’t hang around for very long.” – Chandler
“You’re a poor excuse for Santa Claus, Sonny!” – Phoebe
“The true meaning of Christmas is the giving and receiving of presents. Two hundred dollars each!” – Rachel
“Phoebe, Christmas is a time to be generous, not to hoard dead trees.” – Joey
“The greatest gift Christmas ever gave me was spending it with all of you.” – Ross
“Christmas is a time to be with your family. No matter how dreadful they are.” – Monica
“We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy Hanukkah!” – Friends ensemble