FIRST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY FUNNY QUOTES

“Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.” – Anonymous

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” – Anonymous

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Marriage is about finding someone who will finish your sentences, but won’t finish your desserts.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t find his socks.” – Bill Maher

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is a couple of hearts and a diamond. After a while, though, you’ll be looking for a club and a spade.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Anonymous

“My wife and I argue over who should apologize first. I usually apologize first because I don’t want to wait 75 years before reaching my first wedding anniversary.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is like a partnership in which I get to referee my husband’s bad jokes for the rest of my life.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Anonymous

“The secret to a happy marriage is to never show your spouse how you truly dance.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade.” – Anonymous MISSING SOMEBODY QUOTES

“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor… and a short memory.” – Anonymous

“On our first anniversary, my husband gave me a vacuum cleaner. And that’s when I knew we were in it for the long haul.” – Anonymous

“They say the first year of marriage is the hardest. So, congratulations on surviving the most difficult part – choosing to do it all over again for another year!” – Anonymous

“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey

“Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night. First, you get the ring, and then you wake up!” – Anonymous

“The first year of marriage is like a roller coaster ride – full of ups and downs, and at times, you just want to throw up!” – Anonymous

“Getting married is like going to a fancy restaurant. You spend a long time deciding what to order, and when you get it, you realize you could have made it better at home.” – Anonymous

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still can’t decide whose turn it is to take out the trash!” – Anonymous

“One year into marriage and you’re already an expert at selective hearing. Congratulations on your first anniversary!” – Anonymous

“They say the first year of marriage is the honeymoon phase. Unless, of course, you forgot to book a vacation.” – Anonymous

“Marriage is like a trip to IKEA. Sometimes it feels like you’re lost in a maze, but at the end of the day, you have a perfectly comfortable couch to sit on.” – Anonymous

“The first year of marriage is all about figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet… and understanding your spouse’s strange sock folding techniques.” – Anonymous

“Happy first anniversary! Remember, a good spouse is like a good wine – they make you forget about all the terrible things in life!” – Anonymous

“Marriage is all about teamwork, like when you have to catch the spider… and you both run away screaming.” – Anonymous