FAMOUS QUOTES THAT MAKE NO SENSE

“Life is like a box of chocolates, but without the chocolate.” – Forrest Gump

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and maybe spiders.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Happiness is not a state of mind, it’s a brand of toothpaste.” – Albert Einstein

“To be or not to be? That is the question whether turtlenecks are fashionable or not.” – William Shakespeare

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog, unless we’re talking about actual fights between dogs.” – Mark Twain

“Do not go gentle into that good night, unless the night offers a good discount on pizza.” – Dylan Thomas

“The only thing we have to lose is our weight, and maybe a few marbles.” – Rosa Parks

“I have a dream that one day all pillows will be perfectly fluffed and comfy.” – Martin Luther King Jr.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, but I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein

“I can resist everything except temptation, and maybe a good sale.” – Oscar Wilde

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing, unless we’re talking trivia games.” – Socrates

“Imagination is more important than knowledge, but knowledge is more important than thinking you can fly.” – Albert Einstein

“All you need is love, and maybe a Wi-Fi connection.” – The Beatles

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and maybe do a little dance in between.” – Muhammad Ali GOOD QUOTES ON MENTAL HEALTH

“The best way to predict the future is to create it, but don’t forget to bring snacks.” – Peter Drucker

“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it, unless we’re talking about my least favorite TV show.” – Voltaire

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened, and maybe bring some tissues just in case.” – Dr. Seuss

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing, or maybe just watch some Netflix instead.” – Edmund Burke

“If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough…or maybe it’s just really complicated.” – Albert Einstein

“Be yourself, everyone else is already taken, unless ‘yourself’ is a terrible cook.” – Oscar Wilde

“We must be the change we wish to see in the world, but also remember to change our toothbrush every three months.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool than to talk and remove all doubt, especially when discussing quantum mechanics.” – Abraham Lincoln

“When one door closes, another opens, unless that door is automatically sensed and opens on its own.” – Alexander Graham Bell

“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall, unless it’s a slip-and-slide contest.” – Nelson Mandela

“If music be the food of love, play on, but make sure to chew with your mouth closed.” – William Shakespeare

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, but bring a comfortable pair of shoes.” – Lao Tzu