FAMOUS FUNNY MARRIAGE QUOTES

“Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.” – Unknown

“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” – Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” – Unknown

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Husbands are like firefighters. They go where there is trouble.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the main cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor. And a short memory.” – John Scalzi

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers

“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.” – Evelyn Hendrickson

“Marriage is like a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops!” – Unknown

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” – Michel de Montaigne GRIEF QUOTES FOR HUSBAND

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” – Ann Bancroft

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.” – Unknown

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t take care of himself.” – Unknown

“The most dangerous food is a wedding cake.” – James Thackeray

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is on fire and the pieces are made of marshmallows.” – Unknown

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” – Robert Quillen

“Marriage is not just about finding the right person, it’s about being the right person.” – Unknown

“Marriage is an investment that pays dividends if you make regular deposits.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash

“Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“In marriage, the only thing truly equal are the wedding rings.” – Unknown