EARTH QUOTES FUNNY

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“Earth without art is just ‘eh’.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?” – Unknown

“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!” – Unknown

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.” – Unknown

“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I’m so single, I could be a dictionary.” – Unknown

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” – Unknown

“I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just gravitationally challenged.” – Unknown

“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Unknown

“I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.” – Unknown

“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome!” – Unknown

“I only know how to do things one way: the wrong way.” – Unknown

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown

“I’m just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.” – Unknown SHORT QUOTES ABOUT FAILURE

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘there appears to have been a struggle.'” – Unknown

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.” – Unknown

“I’m not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.” – Unknown

“I may be a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.” – Unknown

“I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and full of unknown possibilities.” – Unknown

“Chocolate doesn’t ask questions. Chocolate understands.” – Unknown

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown

“If there’s a will, there are a thousand relatives.” – Unknown

“I don’t mind falling. It’s the sudden stopping at the end that bothers me.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I don’t need an angel on my Christmas tree. I already have one sitting on the couch.” – Unknown

“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it ‘lunch’.” – Unknown

“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!” – Unknown

SHORT QUOTES ABOUT FAILURE