CRAZY FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES

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“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” – Unknown

“I’m surrounded by idiots and I’m the glue that holds them together.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn TAKING CARE OF FRIENDS QUOTES

“I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but like in the leg or something.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.” – Unknown

“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.” – Unknown

“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them they disappear.” – Unknown

“You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… Alone.” – Unknown

“I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.” – Unknown

“You don’t have to be insane to be my friend, but it definitely helps.” – Unknown

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