CHRISTMAS VACATION SLED SCENE QUOTES

“We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!”

“Just checking the sh***er, honey!”

“Is there anything else I can get you before I’m on my way?”

“You serious, Clark?”

“Hey Griswold! Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?”

“Bend over and I’ll show you.”

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

“He’s got a little knot here, you can work on later.”

“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”

“That there is an RV.” BEAUTY EYES QUOTES

“Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?”

“Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.”

“If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.”

“You see Santa tonight, you be sure and tell him to bring my back some money!”

“Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?”

“This is a full-blown four-alarm holiday emergency here.”

“Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”

“You couldn’t hear a dum