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“We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!” – Clark Griswold

“Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” – Clark Griswold

“We’ll be having the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!” – Clark Griswold

“Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?” – Clark Griswold “I don’t know, Margot.” – Todd

“Nothing like a little bit of family dysfunction to spice up the holidays.” – Aunt Bethany

“Is your house on fire, Clark?” – Uncle Lewis “No, Aunt Bethany, those are Christmas lights.” – Clark Griswold

“Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full!” – Cousin Eddie

“It’s a bit nipply out. I mean, nippy. What did I say, nipple?” – Clark Griswold

“I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas.” – Clark Griswold

“The blessing!” – Clark Griswold “I pledge allegiance to the flag…” – Uncle Lewis

“The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin.” – Clark Griswold

“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.” – Clark Griswold

“This isn’t just a decoration dad, it’s a symbol of the spirit of Christmas.” – Rusty Griswold

“I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” – Ellen Griswold

“I don’t know if I oughta go sailin’ down no hill with nothin’ between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.” – Clark Griswold BEST WAR QUOTES EVER

“Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.” – Clark Griswold Jr.

“I’m sorry. This is our family’s first kidnapping.” – Ellen Griswold

“Bend over and I’ll show you.” – Clark Griswold

“Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.” – Clark Griswold

“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.” – Clark Griswold

“Hey, Griswold! Where are you gonna put a tree that big?” – Todd “Bend over and I’ll show you.” – Clark Griswold

“Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” – Ellen Griswold

“Oh, I can’t wait to see those faces!” – Aunt Bethany

“Are you sure it’s not dangerous?” – Ellen Griswold “Oh, yeah. I’ll have somebody check it out.” – Clark Griswold “Cousin Eddie?” – Ellen Griswold “No, don’t worry, I’ll check it out.” – Clark Griswold

“The jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nut house.” – Clark Griswold

“If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now.” – Clark Griswold

“I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin, er, a tree.” – Clark Griswold

“And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?” “I don’t know, Margot!”