CHARLES BARKLEY FUNNY QUOTES

“I may be wrong, but I doubt it.”

“I’m not a role model… Just because I can dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.”

“I don’t hate anyone, at least not on a personal level. But I do believe in the freedom to tell people to go to hell in any language I choose.”

“I may be over the top sometimes, but I choose to be honest rather than politically correct.”

“I don’t create controversies. They’re there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.”

“I’m not a tough guy. I’m a 6’6″ wimp.”

“There are only three things you can do in basketball: shoot, pass, rebound. Everything else is a gimmick. Like the Euro step – that’s just glorified traveling.”

“I don’t worry about what people think. I learned early on you can’t control their opinions. The only thing you can control is how you act and treat people.”

“I don’t believe in statistics. There are too many factors that can’t be measured. You can’t measure a ballplayer’s heart.”

“I’d never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”

“If all I’m remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I’ve done a bad job with the rest of my life.” SELF HARM QUOTE TATTOO

“I’m not a role model… Just because I can dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.”

“I don’t use social media. I’m not that interesting. I talk basketball, I eat snacks, and I watch television.”

“Look, I’ve been called an idiot by a lot of people. And that’s OK. I’ve been an idiot before, and I’ll probably be an idiot again.”

“Somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a while.”

“I’m not trying to dunk on nobody. I’m just trying to win.”

“I’ve been poor, I’ve been rich. Rich is better.”

“I’m not a role model. My parents are. I’m just a guy who plays basketball.”

“I’m a big guy who moves real well, but I like to go out there and shoot threes.”

“Basketball is just a game, and I realize that now. It’s not about the money, it’s not about the fame.”

“There’s no such thing as a small market. There’s only big marketing.”