BOOK READING QUOTES FUNNY

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“I have a big stack of unread books just waiting to be ignored.” – Unknown

“I have too many books,” said no bookworm ever. – Unknown

“I’m not addicted to reading, I can quit as soon as I finish this chapter… or maybe the next.” – Unknown

“I tried to stop reading, but cursive got the best of me.” – Unknown

“My ideal date: We browse through a bookstore, silently judging each other’s reading choices.” – Unknown

“I don’t need an alarm clock; my books wake me up every morning with their unfinished stories.” – Unknown

“I’m not antisocial; I’m just engrossed in a good book.” – Unknown

“I don’t snack while reading, I have a dedicated bibliophagus.” – Unknown

“I’m not a bookworm; I’m a book dragon. I hoard them and guard them fiercely.” – Unknown

“Books may be my escape from reality, but they also give me unrealistic expectations about reality.” – Unknown

“My pile of books to read is taller than my optimism for completing it.” – Unknown

“I may not have a lot of friends, but I have shelves full of books, and they never let me down.” – Unknown

“I can resist everything except the temptation of a good book.” – Oscar Wilde

“I don’t need a therapist; I have books.” – Unknown

“Books: Cheaper than therapy and they don’t judge you.” – Unknown FAMOUS REAGAN QUOTES ABOUT DEMOCRATS

“I’m in a committed relationship with fictional characters. Sorry, real-life people.” – Unknown

“Books are like chocolate for the soul, but without the calories.” – Unknown

“Excuse me, but I’m busy collecting wanderlust through books.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a drinking problem, only a book-buying problem.” – Unknown

“Books don’t judge me; they understand me, even the ones I burn halfway through.” – Unknown

“Books are my escape from reality, and my passport to other worlds.” – Unknown

“Books are the perfect answer to the question, ‘What’s for dinner?'” – Unknown

“Books are my happy place, even when they’re breaking my heart.” – Unknown

“I read to escape life, but sometimes life is too busy giving me book recommendations.” – Unknown

“I’m not crazy, characters in books just understand me better.” – Unknown

“Books: The only place where happily ever after is just between the pages.” – Unknown

“Books are like air conditioning for the brain, except without the electricity bill.” – Unknown

“My reading goal for the year: Finish more books than Netflix series.” – Unknown

“Books may wreck my sleeping schedule, but at least they don’t snore.” – Unknown

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