BOB DYLAN FUNNY QUOTES

“A painter’s got a canvas. The writer’s got reams of empty paper. A musician’s got silence.”

“I don’t think the radio plays the same stuff they did when I was growing up. I don’t think they play any rock ‘n’ roll anymore. There’s nothing wrong with that.”

“Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.”

“I only answer to two people; myself and God. Lucky for me, you’re not both of them.”

“I look at the world through the eyes of a clown, but I hold my tears inside.”

“All I can do is be me, whoever that is.”

“I’m just glad to be feeling a little more like myself again.”

“I change during the course of a day. I wake and I’m one person, and when I go to sleep, I know for certain I’m somebody else.”

“You can’t be wise and in love at the same time.”

“You have to be fairly humble to believe that the world is an accident.”

“I’ve never gotten paid enough to make a living.”

“Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed.” OCEAN FAMILY QUOTES

“You hear a lot about God these days: God, the beneficent; God, the all-great; God, the Almighty; God, the most powerful; God, the giver of life; God, the creator of death. I mean, we’re hearing about God all the time, so we better learn how to deal with it. But if we know how to deal with each other, we’ll be alright.”

“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.”

“I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me.”

“What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.”

“I’m sick of giving creeps money off my soul. I’m sick of giving my energy away for nothing.”

“You can’t be too careful what you tell a child.”

“What am I supposed to do? Sit around and wait for someone who isn’t coming?”

“You don’t need a million dollars to do nothin’, man. Take a look at my cousin, he’s broke, don’t do shit.”

“How does it feel to be on your own, with no direction home, like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone?”

“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”

“Don’t think twice, it’s alright.”