BIG BANG THEORY CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“Deck the halls with boughs of holly, or we could just put up the Christmas tree and call it a day.” – Sheldon Cooper

“Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer. Unless you’re a germaphobe like Sheldon, then it’s just filled with fear.” – Howard Wolowitz

“Did you hear that? It’s the sound of Santa Claus getting ready to deliver presents, or it’s just Raj in his bedroom talking to his action figures again.” – Penny Hofstadter

“Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the apartment, not a creature was stirring, except for Sheldon, who was still trying to figure out the optimal gift for Amy.” – Leonard Hofstadter

“Jingle bells, Batman smells, Howard got a date. Raj can’t talk, Sheldon walks, and Penny’s always late.” – Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz

“Santa Claus is coming to town, bringing joy and gifts for the whole gang. Well, except for Sheldon, who prefers to celebrate Saturnalia instead.” – Amy Farrah Fowler

“Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly, happy soul. Just like Sheldon when he discovers a new comic book store.” – Leonard Hofstadter

“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, just like Raj after a few glasses of eggnog.” – Penny Hofstadter

“Oh, come all ye faithful, to the annual ugly Christmas sweater party at the Wolowitz’s. Just be prepared for Howard’s matching sweater with matching elf ears.” – Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz

“Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright. Unless you’re Sheldon, in which case, there’s probably a noise ordinance violation and the neighbors are filing a complaint.” – Penny Hofstadter

“Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me. But please, Sheldon, don’t forget the signed vintage comic book I’ve been hinting at for the past six months.” – Amy Farrah Fowler

“Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh. Raj, please stop singing, you’re scaring away the actual reindeer.” – Leonard Hofstadter

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be light. And if you’re Sheldon, make sure to calculate the optimal amount of light for maximum holiday cheer.” – Howard Wolowitz

“We wish you a Sheldon Christmas, we wish you a Sheldon Christmas. We wish you a Sheldon Christmas, because that’s the only kind he’ll accept.” – Penny Hofstadter

“Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad. Unless you’re Raj, then it’s just another opportunity to feel lonely and sing karaoke by yourself.” – Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz LUKE FATHER QUOTE

“Jingle bell rock, jingle bell swing. Just don’t let Sheldon catch you using a slang term for testicles in a holiday song.” – Leonard Hofstadter

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go. And by everywhere, I mean everywhere except for Sheldon’s meticulously organized apartment.” – Penny Hofstadter

“Rockin’ around the Christmas tree, at the Christmas party hop. Unless you’re Sheldon, then it’s more like sitting around the Christmas tree, discussing the physics of tree vibrations.” – Howard Wolowitz

“Santa Claus is coming to town, better be on your best behavior. Or else Sheldon will give you a detailed PowerPoint presentation on the consequences of naughty actions.” – Penny Hofstadter

“Raj, did you ever have a Christmas wish? Because if so, you should probably talk to Santa, not your action figures.” – Leonard Hofstadter

“Joy to the world, the Lord has come. And so has Sheldon, with a meticulously formulated plan for maximum holiday cheer.” – Amy Farrah Fowler

“O holy night, the stars are brightly shining. Just like Sheldon’s eyes when he spots a scientific breakthrough wrapped up under the Christmas tree.” – Leonard Hofstadter

“Santa Claus is coming to town, bringing gifts for all the good boys and girls. Unless you’re Sheldon, then you’ll receive a paper explaining the physics of gift-giving and why it’s inefficient.” – Penny Hofstadter

“A Holly Jolly Christmas, it’s the best time of the year. Unless you’re Sheldon, then it’s just a time for excessive hand-washing and avoiding physical contact.” – Howard Wolowitz

“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Just not in Pasadena, because Sheldon will have a detailed discourse on the impact of snow on traffic patterns.” – Leonard Hofstadter

“Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright. Except for the glow of Sheldon’s laptop screen as he continues his research during the holiday season.” – Amy Farrah Fowler

“O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches. And how annoyed is Sheldon when you shed needles on the floor.” – Penny Hofstadter

“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. But make sure to accompany the jingling with a detailed explanation of the physics behind bell vibrations.” – Howard Wolowitz

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be light. Unless you’re Sheldon, then it’s more like have yourself a meticulously planned and scientifically optimized Christmas.” – Leonard Hofstadter