BEST QUOTES FROM THE SIMPSONS

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“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

“Mmm… donuts.” – Homer Simpson

“Don’t have a cow, man!” – Bart Simpson

“I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?” – Bart Simpson

“Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” – Homer Simpson

“To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“I can’t believe it, I’m losing to a rug.” – Homer Simpson

“You don’t win friends with salad.” – Homer Simpson

“Eat my shorts!” – Bart Simpson

“I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!” – Homer Simpson

“I have their exact change right here… in my hand… somewhere.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson

“I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to me.” – Abe Simpson QUOTES ABOUT MISTREATING A GOOD WOMAN

“I’m like that guy, that Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill… Don Quixote!” – Moe Szyslak

“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!” – Homer Simpson

“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.” – Homer Simpson

“If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.” – Homer Simpson

“I’ve learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?” – Homer Simpson

“Lisa, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” – Homer Simpson

“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.” – Homer Simpson

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott – Ned Flanders

“Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.” – Comic Book Guy

“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.” – Homer Simpson

“Trying is the first step towards failure.” – Homer Simpson

QUOTES ABOUT MISTREATING A GOOD WOMAN