BEST GIRLFRIEND QUOTES FUNNY

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.” – Unknown

“If you text ‘I love you’ and the person writes back an LOL, just remember they’re only laughing out loud, not loving out loud.” – Unknown

“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else liked them. Set them free again.” – Unknown

“Dating a girl with a lot of brothers is like becoming a member of a special forces unit. They will test you, break you, and make you prove yourself every day.” – Unknown

“Being in a relationship is like being in the stands at a baseball game. Initially, it’s exciting, but after a while, you just want to go home and watch Netflix.” – Unknown

“My girlfriend gets mad at me for not paying attention to her. I think it’s fair to say she just hasn’t gotten used to my selective hearing yet.” – Unknown

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” – Unknown

“I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. She said, ‘Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.’ So I got her nothing.” – Unknown READY FOR A NEW WEEK QUOTES

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Unknown

“I asked my girlfriend if she ever cheated on me. She said, ‘No, why? Is there a cheat code I don’t know about?’ I love her.” – Unknown

“My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. So now whenever I see her, I whisper, ‘I love you’ and then quickly text it to her.” – Unknown

“My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to try role-playing, so I said, ‘Sure, I’ll be the dishwasher and you can be the one who actually does the dishes.'” – Unknown

“I was dating a girl with a lazy eye, but she dumped me. She couldn’t see herself with me.” – Unknown

“My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess, so I married her off to a stranger in exchange for an alliance with a neighboring kingdom.” – Unknown

“I love my girlfriend, but I also love my bed. Most nights it’s a tough decision to leave one for the other.” – Unknown

“Instead of ‘single’ as a relationship status, I prefer ‘independently owned and operated’.” – Unknown

“My girlfriend told me to go to the gym, but I’m so good at doing nothing that I’m afraid I’ll become a professional.” – Unknown