ASH WEDNESDAY FUNNY QUOTES

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“I gave up drinking for Lent. Now I only drink on days that end in ‘y’.” – Unknown

“I’m not giving up chocolate for Lent. I’m just giving it up for a few hours a day.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up procrastination for Lent… starting tomorrow.” – Unknown

“I’m not giving up anything for Lent. I’m just adding more days to my weekend.” – Unknown

“Lent is a great time to give up chocolate… until you remember Easter is right around the corner.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up talking to my ex for Lent. Luckily, I don’t talk to them the rest of the year either!” – Unknown

“Lent is the time when everyone becomes a vegetarian… until Easter Sunday rolls around.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up social media for Lent. I guess that means I’ll have to actually talk to people.” – Unknown

“Lent is the perfect excuse to blame all your bad habits on sacrifices.” – Unknown

“Giving up coffee for Lent? That’s just grounds for being grumpy.” – Unknown

“I gave up exercising for Lent. Because let’s face it, I never do it anyway.” – Unknown

“Lent is the time to reflect on all the things we should give up, but never actually do.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up chocolate for Lent. But I’m willing to make an exception for chocolate that doesn’t count.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up asking Siri for directions for Lent. Time to try navigating like a real adult.” – Unknown SHORT QUOTES ABOUT OVERCOMING HARD TIMES

“Lent: the one time of year when people pretend they know what self-control feels like.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up watching reality TV for Lent. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make for humanity.” – Unknown

“Giving up carbs for Lent? That’s just asking for a hangry episode.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up staying up late for Lent. Because let’s be real, I can never make it past 10pm anyway.” – Unknown

“Lent is the perfect opportunity to give up on all those New Year’s resolutions you forgot about.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up my gym membership for Lent. Because sitting on the couch sounds much more appealing.” – Unknown

“Giving up wine for Lent? That’s just grape injustice!” – Unknown

“I’m giving up stressing over calories for Lent. Let the snacking begin!” – Unknown

“Lent is the time when I give up on my diet. I’ll just label it as a seasonal break.” – Unknown

“I’m giving up texting abbreviations for Lent. It’s going to be a lot harder than OMG!” – Unknown

“Giving up online shopping for Lent? Now that’s just plain sacrilege!” – Unknown

“I’m giving up shaving for Lent. Sorry, not sorry, world.” – Unknown

“Lent is a great time to give up my diet. Pass me the chocolate!” – Unknown

SHORT QUOTES ABOUT OVERCOMING HARD TIMES