“Hey, I have a secret but I can’t tell you”
“Let’s go do something crazy and get in trouble!”
“Why aren’t you responding to my texts?!”
“Do you want to hear about this dream I had last night?”
“Can you help me with my homework?”
“Guess what? I saw your crush today!”
“I always forget to bring my wallet, can you spot me?”
“Ugh, I can’t find anything to wear! Can I borrow your outfit?”
“Let’s take a million selfies until we get the perfect shot!”
“I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend for the 10th time this month.”
“I accidentally liked my ex’s photo from four years ago.”
“Sorry I’m late, I had to stop for Starbucks.”
“I’m so bored, let’s go shopping!” EMPLOYEE UNHAPPY AT WORK QUOTES
“Can you proofread this text message I want to send to my crush?”
“I can’t believe I ate that whole pizza by myself!”
“I have a new diet plan, want to hear about it?”
“Did you see the latest episode of that reality show?”
“Can I borrow your car? Mine is in the shop again.”
“Can you do me a favor and pick up my dry cleaning?”
“Sorry, I can’t make it to your event, I already made plans with someone else.”
“OMG! You have to see this hilarious video I found on YouTube!”
“Do you know anyone who can lend me money?”
“I need a change of scenery, let’s plan a spontaneous trip!”
“I can’t decide what to eat, can you list all the options for me?”
“Why are you always so serious? Let’s have some fun!”