ALI G QUOTES SAYINGS

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“Is it ‘cos I is black?”

“My mum always told me, ‘If you ain’t got nothin’ nice to say, then don’t say nuttin’ at all.’ So I usually keep my mouth shut.”

“I ain’t afraid of nobody, well, except for the police.”

“At the end of the day, it’s all about keepin’ it real, innit?”

“Me is a real gangsta, pure bling-bling.”

“Education is important, but big-up to all my peeps who made it through life without it.”

“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”

“I got mad respect for the ladies, especially when they got big bazookas!”

“It’s all about the Benjamins, baby.”

“Why work hard when you can just hustle smarter?”

“In life, you gotta take risks, like putting on a condom before gettin’ jiggy with it.”

“I may be daft, but at least I’m not boring.”

“Stay outta trouble, ‘cause once you’re in it, it’s hard to get out. Just ask my cousin Tyrone.”

“Knowledge is powerful, but a gold chain is blingin’.”

“Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water, but I’m confident enough to swim against the tide.” FATHER DAUGHTER QUALITY TIME QUOTES

“I live by the rule – never trust a man who wears socks with sandals.”

“My rhymes are so sick, they should come with a prescription.”

“Remember, it’s not about the size of your ego, but how you flaunt it.”

“Fancy words may impress fancy folks, but I don’t play that game. Keep it simple, innit?”

“I believe in the power of laughter. It’s like medicine, but without the disgusting taste.”

“I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m definitely the shiniest.”

“When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into someone’s eye and make them cry.”

“Why apologize for being unique? Embrace the weirdness.”

“I don’t need a crystal ball to predict my future – I see myself being fabulously successful.”

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?”

“Love is like a pair of Adidas sneakers – it’ll take you places, but only if you tie the laces.”

“Life is short, so why waste it on boring conversations?”

“It’s important to have role models, like Bruno Mars, who’s got a voice like an angel…or a honey-badger.”

“I may be a character, but at least I’m a memorable one. Keep it real, my peeps!”

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