10TH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FUNNY

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

“The best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once.” – Milton Berle

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“A good marriage is like a casserole – only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.” – Unknown

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Love may not be easy, but it sure is funny.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a four-letter word… LOVE.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story.” – Jennifer Smith

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t do laundry or cook.” – Unknown

“A happy marriage is about three things: memories of togetherness, forgiveness of mistakes, and a promise to never give up on each other.” – Surabhi Surendra

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers SHORT STILLBORN QUOTES

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown

“Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“The secret to a successful marriage is to never go to bed angry, unless you have a king-size bed and separate blankets.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a phone call. You’ll spend the first few years trying to connect, and the rest of your life trying to hang up.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. But on this special day, let’s just pretend you’re right, my love.” – Unknown

“Marriage is all about give and take. You’d better give it to her, or she’ll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” – Dr. Seuss

“The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.” – Victor Hugo

“In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.” – Maya Angelou

“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn

“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Unknown

“Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without.” – Rafael Ortiz